Pink Bunny News-Gossip-Tips July 31, 2008

Happy Friday Eve!

Breaking News:

Wow it's amazing how low the John McCain campaign has gone by comparing Barack Obama to Paris Hilton & Britney Spears in popularity. He also mentions their ability to lead. I think he is just using their likenesses to draw attention to his ads without actually addressing any issues. Just because you were a POW doesn't mean you are any more capable of leading than anyone else. MSN says that Paris hasn't seen the ad, but did not agree to allow her likeness to be used for the campaign.

In related news, People reports that the courts have decided to extend Jaime Spears' conservatorship over Britney's affairs until December 31. This was done at the recommendation of Britney's doctors. I am so glad she is getting better. As a single woman, I love the fact that her dad came in and took over for his little girl. He is making sure she is alright. She can take her time and focus on getting better without becoming a rags to riches story because some idiot swindled her out of her money.

According the the National Enquirer, 76 years young Liz Taylor almost lost her battle against congestive heart failure, but is doing well now. I love Liz! She is like everybody's sharp Grandma that refuses to sit back and grow old. Love her chutzpah! And still beautiful. Get well soon Auntie!

Hot off the TMZ press, Snoop's tour bus was pulled over for expired tabs, and police found 2 ounces of marijuana. 2 men from Snoop's entourage were arrested and booked in the Navarro County Jail. I wonder if Snoop had them take the rap for him????

Tips:

Peel a banana from the bottom and you won't have to pick the little "stringy things" off it. That's how the primates do it.

Take your bananas apart when you get home from the store. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.